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Brooklyn, New York (April 25, 2032)
Deandre Ramone Ray aka the now legendary Soulja Boy received the lifetime achievement award last night at the annual B.E.T. Awards.
The Rapper/Dancer/ Mogul who arrived on the hip-hop scene with his critically acclaimed “Crank That” in 2007 was recognized for his contribution to the ringtone, a genre for which he is now regarded as a pioneer. Mr. Ray, now C.E.O. and President of Swagulous Records, was humbled by the honor. “You just doing ya thing one day, and ya know, ya boys are like, son that whats up, and ya like word, Uhhhhn. Turn my swag on, and the next thing you know, ya blowin up and whatnot, word.”
Ray, who retired officially from rapping, or whatever that was, in 2013, released three platinum albums in a span of 6 weeks, a feat that has since only been topped by his protégés Stax and Maf , the duo responsible for “Stax dat Maf,” “Genie Rub,” and “ Swag dem Wallz.” Ray has produced such now definitive acts as Ho-sefina, G-Swag the AY-rab, and $$$. Soulja Boy made hip-hop magic by completely abandoning the outdated notion of “rhyming” and skipped right into establishing his swagger in vague but apparently legitimate terms. His final album “Swagger Daggers: How da Genius Cutz the Game” is now heralded as one of the great hip hop opuses of the early 21st.
During Souja’s acceptance speech one troubled man referring to himself as a “backpacker” threw a Nas Mixtape, as well as a pair of Adidas Shell Toes at the stage screaming “ Sucka Ass Emcees Killed Hip Hop!!! Bling Bling BOO!! Bling Bling BOOOOOO!! The man has since been identified as former sorta important person, Dante Terrel Smith, formerly known as Mos-Def. Mr Ray however, recovered gracefully and responded on stage “ I aint do nothing to em, But count this money, and put ma team on, now my whole click stunning.”
Mos was subsequently unavailable for comment
-SHAos
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